Your Morning Wood for February 23rd

Remember those 20,000 women Wilt Chamberlain claimed to have slept with?  Yeah, seems that number is a lot, lot lower. [Sports by Brooks]

Weed Against Speed sends along this image of a skiers helmet that is as creepy a thing as you’ll ever see. [Sportress of Blogitude]

Jayson Werth revealed his new secret weapon at spring training–the beard of Zeus. [The Big Lead]

Kent State sideline reporter gives the “Boom Goes the Dynamite” guy a serious run for his money. [Bob's Blitz]

How can you tell you’re a douchebag?  You get a giant “Tebow” tattoo on your back. [Busted Coverage]

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Props to the US men’s hockey team–Ryan Miller was a-freaking-mazing, and you deserved to beat the Canadians 5-3.  But don’t go sucking each other’s dicks too much–it was still just a preliminary match.  You haven’t won shit yet.