And by “sweet” I mean loud, garish and aesthetically unpleasing.  At least to anyone with any sort of discriminating taste.

But hey, to each his own…right?  It’s not like I’ve got to drive this hideous vehicle, Chris Johnson does.  And if he likes it, well hell, more power to him.

Have a look at this beast and form your own conclusions…

A car like that needs a nickname, preferably by someone who isn’t as big a moron as myself.  Best I could come up with was the Lemon-Lime Mobile, which is a gargantuan fail as far as nicknames go.  Guaranteed that one or more of Johnson’s neighbors will come up with a name for his new ride–none of which will be a term of endearment, that’s for damn sure.

That being said–I wonder if Johnson’s sweet new ride has an orthopedic back pillow as well?

[H/T to Sports by Brooks]