Chris Johnson Has a Sweet New Ride

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And by “sweet” I mean loud, garish and aesthetically unpleasing.  At least to anyone with any sort of discriminating taste.

But hey, to each his own…right?  It’s not like I’ve got to drive this hideous vehicle, Chris Johnson does.  And if he likes it, well hell, more power to him.

Have a look at this beast and form your own conclusions…

A car like that needs a nickname, preferably by someone who isn’t as big a moron as myself.  Best I could come up with was the Lemon-Lime Mobile, which is a gargantuan fail as far as nicknames go.  Guaranteed that one or more of Johnson’s neighbors will come up with a name for his new ride–none of which will be a term of endearment, that’s for damn sure.

That being said–I wonder if Johnson’s sweet new ride has an orthopedic back pillow as well?

[H/T to Sports by Brooks]

  • eric

    I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE the Seinfeld reference…

  • http://Beltwayboysports.com Beltwayboy

    I Love This Car!

  • Rowdy

    Just call it the “Arrest Me Now” car. You just know every cop that see’s that monstrosity will be aching to pull it over.

  • matt

    that is a shity looking ride would look better dropped down, bigger not always better.

  • wch

    I think that: “They can take the person out of the Ghetto, but they can’t take the Ghetto out of the person!”, fits PERFECTLY right here!

  • john365

    so true!

  • Ft Laudy 2010

    I bet he sells lemon pepper wings and freeze cups in that thing.

  • Ft Laudy Ruined My Life

    theres a different site that shows the interior and it has a lot of stains from him & his boys droppin lemon pepper wangs & freeze cups on the leather bc they were sippin on 190 octanes while rollin down the streets w/ Gucci Mane

  • Bill

    Can you say full blooded…..

  • Edgar

    that car represents his ego. stupid

  • igaillia

    i love chris keep doing what you do. let those haters keep on hating.

  • vw-man

    agree with the last post completly, all you haters need to get a life, too bad for your sorry lives. the young man has balls not like your selves. go titans

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  • OverEd

    Perhaps, however what the young man lacks is taste.

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