Note to self–never, ever buy weed off Robert Whaley. Especially if he’s eaten Mexican food recently.
Whaley, in case you’re unawares, is a former NBA player, drafted in the second round in 2005 by the Utah Jazz. His pro basketball career amounted to 23 games with the Jazz and a run-in with the law.
Seems Whaley hasn’t done too well since his playing days were done. Take March 11 for example. Gang detectives for the Salt Lake City police pulled over a vehicle in which Whaley was a passenger, because the former Jazz center wasn’t wearing his seatbelt. The cops found that Whaley had an outstanding warrant for his arrest.
A thorough search revealed Whaley was hiding something even more damning–several bags of marijuana, hidden on his person.
And by “on his person,” I mean between his ass cheeks.
“Robert was also found to be in possession of several baggies of marijuana that he was holding between his buttocks,” a police officer wrote.
Let’s just hope that’s all he had stashed up there.
Whaley is being held in the Salt Lake County Jail, in lieu of $100,000 bail.
