Ex-Jazz Player Caught Hiding Weed Where the Sun Don’t Shine

Note to self–never, ever buy weed off Robert Whaley.  Especially if he’s eaten Mexican food recently.

Whaley, in case you’re unawares, is a former NBA player, drafted in the second round in 2005 by the Utah Jazz.  His pro basketball career amounted to 23 games with the Jazz and a run-in with the law.

Seems Whaley hasn’t done too well since his playing days were done.  Take March 11 for example.  Gang detectives for the Salt Lake City police pulled over a vehicle in which Whaley was a passenger, because the former Jazz center wasn’t wearing his seatbelt. The cops found that Whaley had an outstanding warrant for his arrest.

A thorough search revealed Whaley was hiding something even more damning–several bags of marijuana, hidden on his person.

And by “on his person,” I mean between his ass cheeks.

“Robert was also found to be in possession of several baggies of marijuana that he was holding between his buttocks,” a police officer wrote.

Let’s just hope that’s all he had stashed up there.

Whaley is being held in the Salt Lake County Jail, in lieu of $100,000 bail.

[The Salt Lake Tribune]