Guaranteed Mark Titus Does This With Calculators Too

Published on: 20th March, 2010 @ 8:47 pm by JeffG

So, pretend for a minute you’re Mark Titus, forward/benchwarmer for the Ohio State Buckeyes.  It’s your senior year, your team is the #2 seed in the Midwest Region, and you’re at another boring practice.

Suddenly, you spy an unguarded CBS telestrator.

In best Keanu Reeves voice–”What do you do?  What do you do?”

If you’re anything like Mark Titus, who seems to be an 8-year-old trapped in a 6’4″, 210 lb body, you write something goofy, immature–and downright hilarious.  Then you immediately post it to your Twitter account (but what would you expect from someone who has his own highly successful, and entertaining, blog)…

If you haven’t figured out what Titus wrote on the telestrator, either my headline is much too vague, or you’re not too bright, and if it’s the latter, well, I feel your pain.

Yes, Titus wrote the word “BOOBS,” which can also be done on any calculator, by typing in 58008 and holding said calculator upside-down (thus making the article’s title relevant).

Titus could have totally won the day had he either drawn an actual set of boobs on the telestrator, or better yet, his version of the classic telestrator dong.

Maybe next time Mark…maybe next time.

[H/T to SBNation]

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