See that…that’s a humdinger right there.  She puts the “pow” in power forward, the, umm, well, that’s it…that’s all I got.

I’m starting to understand why UConn’s women’s basketball program is so successful year in and year out–they’re willing to recruit players from any walk of life.  Case in point–they’ve culled their newest recruit from the world of porn.

Brianna Banks, legendary star of such classic films as Full O’ Spunk, Titsicle, Young Buns 7 and Farmer’s Daughters Do Vegas, has verbally committed to the UConn Huskies for the 2011 season.  Quite the odd career change for a 30-something porn star, but I guess no stranger than Michael Jordan’s ill-fated attempt at a baseball career.

Wait…what?  Different person?  Oh, I see–the porn Banks spells her name Briana, while the basketball player spells her Brianna.  My mistake..and my apologies to the soon-to-be guard for the UConn Huskies, Brianna Banks.

Although the “other” Briana Banks would have made a pretty decent basketball player herself–good hands, not afraid of penetration, great ballhandler, and best of all, knows how to finish.

[Courant]