Yet More Proof That Degenerates Will Gamble on Anything

Just when you think the human race can’t sink to lower depths than it already has, along comes  a story such as this which completely reaffirms that yes, humanity is going to hell in a hand-basket.

The whole Michael Vick fiasco showed the world the barbarism and inhumanity that is the culture of dog fighting.  Cockfighting has been around for centuries, and despite Wilford Brimley’s best efforts, is illegal in all 50 states.

But laws and ethics aren’t much when it comes to fighting animals for entertainment and profit.

The newest craze…finch fighting.

Yes, you read that right.  No, that is not a typo.  Tiny little saffron finches, all of six inches, are having their bills edged to razor sharpness, then forced to battle to the death with another finch, while gamblers and thrill-seekers alike cheer on the bloody carnage in front of them.

Finch fighting only recently came to light after a pair of bird-fighting rings–one in Connecticut, and one in Massachusetts–were busted by animal welfare agencies.  Experts believe that there are many, many more of these bird-fighting rings all over the U.S., but are worried that many will go undetected because of how easy it is to transport and hide the diminutive finches.

Which brings me to my final point–please, please never get involved in animal fighting rings of any kind, but if you are so inclined, remember…

  • the first rule of Finch Fight Club is, you do not talk about Finch Fight Club.
  • the second rule of Finch Fight Club is, you do not talk about Finch Fight Club.

That is all.

[NY Daily News, Image via Wikipedia]

 

About the author: Jeff G.

 

Jeff Greenwell is the writer/editor of Last Angry Fan. Jeff has been known to rock a Speedo while belting out Robert Goulet tunes from his front porch, and in his spare time he enjoys capturing and training feral goats to be his minions. Also known to dig a nice brick of cheese from time to time.

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