Charles Barkley got a hold of one of those Shake Weights last night on the NBA on TNT, and he seemed pretty comfortable using it.

Maybe a little too comfortable, if you know what I mean.

And if you don’t know what I mean, just watch the rhythmic, up-and-down motion Barkley uses while grasping the Shake Weight.  Remind you of anything?  Anyone?

Still clueless?  Listen to Kenny Smith’s not-so-vague references…

“It seems like you had a lot of practice at this.”

“You were pretty good without the instructions.”

“If you do it to much, you do go blind.”

Get it now?  Obviously Kenny is making reference to making martinis with a martini shaker…am I right, or am I right?  Barkley is known for imbibing, so much so that he need not read any instructions, and we all know that you can go blind–blind drunk that is–if you consume too much alcohol.

If you read anything else into Kenny Smith’s comments, then you are just a perv–a big, fat, Shake Weight needing perv.