Somebody’s ass is getting fired over this obvious masturbatory reference, probably an intern or someone of that ilk.  Me, I give them an B+ for cleverness, and an A for actually getting this headline to the front page…that is until some humorless individual had it taken down, only to be replaced by the less capricious “DEVIL IS IN THE DETAILS.”  What the hell does that even mean.  At least I can understand the original headline, being the chronic masturbater that I am.

And for the record, survey says this headline is a COLOSSAL WIN.  I’m sure the dude who got fired over this can relive his moment of glory while he’s passing the time away in the unemployment office.

Don’t get too excited though.  In all likelihood, this headline is fake…hilarious, but fake.  Damn you, Internet dweebs…damn you all to hell.

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