Stan Van Gundy Makeover Generator Sure to Provide Minutes of Entertainment

It takes a certain kind of man to sport the same mustache for 30-some-odd years.  Orlando Magic head coach Stan Van Gundy is that type of man.  But 30 years is a long time to have the same face, so thanks to his kids, Van Gundy may be in for a drastic change.

He may shave his Tom Selleck-esque lip-hair.

So the Orlando Sentinel came up with a light-hearted interactive game for you, yes you, to help choose Van Gundy’s next facial hairstyle.  The choices range from “The Winfield” to “The Walrus” to “The Jack Sparrow.”  To describe each one would do them a grave injustice–let’s just say that Van Gundy rocks them all, in his own particular way.  Which ain’t saying much, considering Stan’s not the most attractive fella I’ve ever come across–but he’s way better looking than his toad-like brother Jeff.

Now go and have some fun at Stan Van Gundy’s expense…but if you spend more than 5 minutes doing so, you probably have an unhealthy fascination with Coach Van Gundy, his facial hair, or both.

And that ain’t right.

[Orlando Sentinel]