The Cubs are Now Toast…Figuratively AND Literally

Courtesy of Pangea

Toast, that venerable staple of breakfast foods, has long been due for a makeover. Well friends, that time has come.

The delicate geniuses at Pangea Brands have come up with a way of combining your love of baseball with your love of toast. This coming May, Pangea will introduce their ProToast, a toaster that burns your favorite team’s logo into your toasted bread. The toasters are set to feature teams from the four major sports leagues, and will retail for $34.99…a relatively small price to pay if you’re a diehard fan.

I can’t wait for these to come out…seriously, I can’t. Remember back in the day, when Star Wars nerds fans, dressed as their fave characters, lined up for days in anticipation of the release of Star Wars: The Phantom Menace? Yeah, that’ll be me in the Tim Foli jersey, camped outside Dick’s Sporting Goods on May 1st.

Pangea also has plans for a panini press and waffle maker, which I can only hope makes waffles with player’s silhouettes emblazoned on them, because I’d love nothing better than to chow down on a mess of David Ortiz huckleberry waffles.

[Pangea Brands via SportsBiz]


About the author: Jeff Greenwell


Jeff Greenwell is the writer/editor of Last Angry Fan. Jeff has been known to rock a Speedo while belting out Robert Goulet tunes from his front porch, and in his spare time he enjoys capturing and training feral goats to be his minions. Also known to dig a nice brick of cheese from time to time.



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