Gather Ye Round and Regale in the Legend of Shortgoria

There’s nothing better than seeing a fat, obnoxious Red Sox fan get his comeuppance.  Oh wait, yes there is…when it comes at the hand of a drunken little person, who shall forever be known as Shortgoria, the greatest Rays fan in history.

Not surprisingly, the douchetastic Red Sox fan is the alleged instigator, repeatedly screaming in Shortgoria’s face, “YOU’RE A SHIT EATER AND ALL RAYS FANS ARE SHIT EATERS!!!”  Not having ever met Shortgoria, or any Rays fan for that matter, I doubt very much that that is true.  And if I ever meet a Rays fan (or *crosses fingers* Shortgoria), somehow I’ll broach the delicate subject of their fecal dining habits.  Until then, I’ll just assume that Rays fans don’t eat shit.

Shortgoria, for a little guy, has some big balls, and an even bigger mouth.  Despite giving up a good 3 feet and 150 lbs (at least) to the Sox fan, Shortgoria tries goading the dude into a fight, begging him to take his best shot.

“Please, throw one punch,” says Shortgoria. “I’ll beat your fat, fucking ass.”

Unfortunately the Sox fan doesn’t comply with the request, and we’re left to wonder what might have been, had Shortgoria unleashed a wee ass-whooping on the dickish Boston fan.

Still, Shortgoria has quickly made a name for himself on these here internets…and proven that even guys small in stature can carry around ginormous balls.

[H/T to Busted Coverage]


About the author: Jeff Greenwell


Jeff Greenwell is the writer/editor of Last Angry Fan. Jeff has been known to rock a Speedo while belting out Robert Goulet tunes from his front porch, and in his spare time he enjoys capturing and training feral goats to be his minions. Also known to dig a nice brick of cheese from time to time.



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  • Whatareyoutalkingabout

    Are you kidding? Have you been to Tropicana Field? The Red Sox fan has it exactly right. The Rays fans get out of control and security looks the other way. The Rays fans think and act like they are at a Bucs football game.I’m quite sure had it been the otherway around and the little guy had been a RedSox fan. He would have been tossed out and I’m also certain if the big guy had not been a Red Sox fan. You and everyone else wouldn’t be jumpimg all over him. Gptta love that Red Sox hate.


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