There’s nothing better than seeing a fat, obnoxious Red Sox fan get his comeuppance. Oh wait, yes there is…when it comes at the hand of a drunken little person, who shall forever be known as Shortgoria, the greatest Rays fan in history.
Not surprisingly, the douchetastic Red Sox fan is the alleged instigator, repeatedly screaming in Shortgoria’s face, “YOU’RE A SHIT EATER AND ALL RAYS FANS ARE SHIT EATERS!!!” Not having ever met Shortgoria, or any Rays fan for that matter, I doubt very much that that is true. And if I ever meet a Rays fan (or *crosses fingers* Shortgoria), somehow I’ll broach the delicate subject of their fecal dining habits. Until then, I’ll just assume that Rays fans don’t eat shit.
Shortgoria, for a little guy, has some big balls, and an even bigger mouth. Despite giving up a good 3 feet and 150 lbs (at least) to the Sox fan, Shortgoria tries goading the dude into a fight, begging him to take his best shot.
“Please, throw one punch,” says Shortgoria. “I’ll beat your fat, fucking ass.”
Unfortunately the Sox fan doesn’t comply with the request, and we’re left to wonder what might have been, had Shortgoria unleashed a wee ass-whooping on the dickish Boston fan.
Still, Shortgoria has quickly made a name for himself on these here internets…and proven that even guys small in stature can carry around ginormous balls.
[H/T to Busted Coverage]