Your team just beat Algeria 1-0 on a miracle goal in stoppage time, sending it to the knockout round of the World Cup. You’re on top of the soccer world. How do you celebrate this momentous occasion?
Why, you grab a beer with former President Bill Clinton, then the two of you go out and try to nail some South African poon.
Well, the first two anyway.
[H/T to Sports Crackle Pop, Luke Winn]


