Your team just beat Algeria 1-0 on a miracle goal in stoppage time, sending it to the knockout round of the World Cup. You’re on top of the soccer world. How do you celebrate this momentous occasion?
Why, you grab a beer with former President Bill Clinton, then the two of you go out and try to nail some South African poon.
Well, the first two anyway.
[H/T to Sports Crackle Pop, Luke Winn]
Jeff Greenwell is the writer/editor of Last Angry Fan. Jeff has been known to rock a Speedo while belting out Robert Goulet tunes from his front porch, and in his spare time he enjoys capturing and training feral goats to be his minions. Also known to dig a nice brick of cheese from time to time.
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