Even though the guy’s a world renowned soccer star, young and handsome, a multi-millionaire, and dating the hottest women in the world, this is one time I actually feel sorry for Cristiano Ronaldo. Me, a balding fatass who’s pushing 40, pities one of the most famous athletes in the world.
Why the pity party you ask? Because poor Ronaldo was on the receiving end of an unfortunate case of mistaken identity at Kenmare, a New York restaurant, when a few of the eatery’s patrons mistook the Portuguese footballer for Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino, a man famous for his fake tan, sculpted abs, and overinflated sense of self-worth.
The patron’s mistake is somewhat understandable, in that both are young, tan and physically fit. I mean, it’s not like they thought Ronaldo was Jack Black or anything like that. Still, you have to wonder if Cristiano would have been saved this embarrassment if only soccer were more popular in the States.
Or the very least if Americans had any taste in television.