Cristiano Ronaldo Mistaken for That Guy Who Gives Douchebags a Bad Name

Even though the guy’s a world renowned soccer star, young and handsome, a multi-millionaire, and dating the hottest women in the world, this is one time I actually feel sorry for Cristiano Ronaldo.  Me, a balding fatass who’s pushing 40, pities one of the most famous athletes in the world.

Imagine that.

Why the pity party you ask?  Because poor Ronaldo was on the receiving end of an unfortunate case of mistaken identity at Kenmare, a New York restaurant, when a few of the eatery’s patrons mistook the Portuguese footballer for Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino, a man famous for his fake tan, sculpted abs, and overinflated sense of self-worth.

The patron’s mistake is somewhat understandable, in that both are young, tan and physically fit.  I mean, it’s not like they thought Ronaldo was Jack Black or anything like that.  Still, you have to wonder if Cristiano would have been saved this embarrassment if only soccer were more popular in the States.

Or the very least if Americans had any taste in television.

[NY Post]


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Jeff Greenwell is the writer/editor of Last Angry Fan. Jeff has been known to rock a Speedo while belting out Robert Goulet tunes from his front porch, and in his spare time he enjoys capturing and training feral goats to be his minions. Also known to dig a nice brick of cheese from time to time.



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  • Drsasquatch78

    Seriously though, take away his soccer skills, and Ronaldo pretty much is Mr. The Situation. These people were just responding to their built in doosh radar.

  • Jeremy

    Awesome. Those two deserve each other. Enjoy not winning anything at Real Madrid.

  • Thepasc

    -“Enjoy not winning anything at Real Madrid.”LOL

    Hes just winning something like 50million/yr….minimum,cuz when you put all the sponsors in…
    -“Those two deserve each other”…euh….one is known as one of the best soccer player in the world;and the other?Oh well….


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