Drunk Driver Blames Drunk Driving on LeBron James and “The Decision”

A lot of people really took it hard when LeBron James snubbed his hometown Cavaliers to go and play with the Heat, none moreso than this 30-year-old from Flint, Michigan.

So broken up was the man over James’ decision, he had no choice but to get drunk off his ass before hopping in his car for a joyride. Never a wise move, douchebag.

Cops pulled the man over after noticing his car was drifting over the center line around 2:40 a.m. on July 11. Police say the man appeared to be intoxicated, and when questioned, the driver said yes, he had been drinking.

Hey, at least he’s honest…and pretty damn stupid.

When asked if he’d been drinking the man said that he had been drinking, and it was because LeBron James had decided to play for the Miami Heat instead of the Boston Celtics (James had actually turned down an opportunity to play for the Cleveland Cavaliers)

A breathalyzer test revealed the driver’s alcohol level to be at 0.16 percent, twice the legal limit–which probably explains why he was so distraught that LeBron didn’t choose the Celtics, seeing that they were never in the running for his services in the first place.

Poor guy–the only way he gets out of this DUI is if he can get a change of venue…to Cleveland.

[MLive]

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Richard Neurohr

Who hires a writer that uses the word douchebag in an article?

Ryan

i was thinking the same exact thing when i read it..
Trev

The link came from TMZ come on guys. Youre really expecting some strong journalism on an article about a douchebag who was drinking and driving.
slty

wow you are an idiot rich. the writer was being truthful your on a sports website, not the home and garden network you must be a little tinkerbell. trev explained it best tmz are grown up high school yearbook writers.

http://aol.com DONALD TAYLOR

i really think some of our viewers are really showing there maturity and how they handle dissappointments, what this man did is no more different then some of you who choose other job’s. and other decision you make in life. and as for the owner he’s is really way out of line and even to the other b-ball players also, it sound like envy and being a hater. i was kind of shock when i heard C B respond the way he did when he could not win a championship by himself, and he played on three different teams and still did not win one so. as a fan and won that played ball coming up its really unbelievable to here some of the remarks about one mans choice, for a team to at the way they have is totally unprofessional and they should just be quiet if they cannot say anything good or positive.
Joe

someone who doesn’t know how to write.
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cudz

I hope the writeer is not listening to you douchebags.
xmasgirl

I would like to blame lebron james because when i heard that he was moving to miami to the warm weather and pretty people, i could not eat dinner, for a whole day because i live in minneasoto where it snows in the winter and it’s all his fault he did not sign with the timberwolves.
sharon

you all r so stupid ,blaming him for somebody else for getting drunk, that’s something he wanted to do anyway,how can people get mad at him for where he want to go, he gave clevland, 7 years, brought money to that town, and this is the support he get, he should leave, u give him, no thank u, no respect. so i say to u lebron, do what u got to do to get what u need nomatter what they say. u know the media plays a lot on how people think….
GeraldR5

A new low in what we laughingly call journalism. This is not any more of a story than the one about the time when I got drunk because was I nervous about my cat being spayed. In truth, the cat surgery was more significant! Like this guy and Cleveland, she recovered!
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jpnyyanks

lebron shudda tried baseball im a rielly fan and in a couple yrs from now when cobys done it will b nice to c riels get a couple more before he retires
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