Tim Tebow Wants to Give You the Underwear Right Off His Crotch

OK, so maybe the title is a tad misleading…even though Tim Tebow is the physical embodiment of the Christian spirit, don’t expect him to hand you the tighty-whities right off his crotch anytime soon.  Besides, they’re probably stained with a combination of taint sweat and a grand sense of self-satisfaction, and really, who wants that.

While Tebow has yet to sign a contract with the Denver Broncos (he may even…gasp…hold out), The Mile-High Messiah has finalized another type of deal…to be a spokesperson for Jockey underwear.

Per the Jockey website…

Heisman Trophy Winner and pro football quarterback Tim Tebow will serve as a Jockey spokesperson beginning in July, 2010.

“I’m excited to represent the Jockey® brand. I’ve long been a fan and consumer of Jockey and I’m looking forward to a great relationship with such a respectable and innovative company.”

Tim will work with several of Jockey’s product lines, including the NEW Jockey® Staycool collection coming in Spring 2011.

I wonder if the Tebow Staycool collection, coming out in 2011, will have a built-in chastity belt?  Or if their ad campaign will mention how comfortable they are for running after a train, rainy days, or just standing on the sidelines, holding a clipboard?