Tim Tebow Wants to Give You the Underwear Right Off His Crotch

OK, so maybe the title is a tad misleading…even though Tim Tebow is the physical embodiment of the Christian spirit, don’t expect him to hand you the tighty-whities right off his crotch anytime soon.  Besides, they’re probably stained with a combination of taint sweat and a grand sense of self-satisfaction, and really, who wants that.

While Tebow has yet to sign a contract with the Denver Broncos (he may even…gasp…hold out), The Mile-High Messiah has finalized another type of deal…to be a spokesperson for Jockey underwear.

Per the Jockey website

Heisman Trophy Winner and pro football quarterback Tim Tebow will serve as a Jockey spokesperson beginning in July, 2010.

“I’m excited to represent the Jockey® brand. I’ve long been a fan and consumer of Jockey and I’m looking forward to a great relationship with such a respectable and innovative company.”

Tim will work with several of Jockey’s product lines, including the NEW Jockey® Staycool collection coming in Spring 2011.

I wonder if the Tebow Staycool collection, coming out in 2011, will have a built-in chastity belt?  Or if their ad campaign will mention how comfortable they are for running after a train, rainy days, or just standing on the sidelines, holding a clipboard?

 

About the author: Jeff G.

 

Jeff Greenwell is the writer/editor of Last Angry Fan. Jeff has been known to rock a Speedo while belting out Robert Goulet tunes from his front porch, and in his spare time he enjoys capturing and training feral goats to be his minions. Also known to dig a nice brick of cheese from time to time.

Website: http://lastangryfan.com

 

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  • http://www.pardontheopinion.com Dylan Murphy

    I hope Tim Tebow is only wearing Jockey underwear in Madden 2011. And then when he gets sacked or when Ray Lewis is headed straight towards him, a little brown spot appears on his ass. Maybe that’s too much to ask for.

 

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