Your Morning Wood for July 22nd (It’s Still Hot as Hell Edition)

Here it is 2010 and we still can’t control the weather.  What the hell do we pay these fancy-dancy scientist for anyway?  And how come we can shoot a rocket around the world and hit a gnat in the ass, but there’s no cure for baldness.  Ah, it’s nice to see I’ve mastered the art of being cantankerous at such an early age…will make me that much more intolerable in my “golden years.”

Jennie Finch, the only pro softball player anyone’s ever heard of, is retiring.  Know what this means?  Jennie Finch picture gallery! [Jockpost]

Once again we’re trapped in the melodrama that is Brett Favre’s indecision.  Even his agent is calling him a drama queen. [Ted Williams Head]

Michelle Wie had to pull out of the Evian Masters Pro-Am with heat exhaustion.  If only there was some clear, refreshing liquid that she could have taken to fight the heat. [Bob's Blitz]

Uh oh…Raider’s fan got some explaining to do after he drove his car through a San Diego State coed’s apartment. [Busted Coverage]

Tommy Lasorda sings the national anthem…and by sings, I mean butchers horribly.  FYI, The Sporting Blog is closing up shop…best of luck boys, we hardly knew ye. [The Sporting Blog]

James “Lou Brown” Gammon, who played the manager of the Cleveland Indians in Major League, has died.  I still say he’s the best manager in team history, real or imaginary. [The Big Lead]

Jimmy Johnson, 67-year-old former coach of the Cowboys, will be on the next season of Survivor.  I really have nothing to add to that…nothing at all. [Sportress of Blogitude]

Video of an MMA fighter demonstrating how to perform a choke hold…on an infant. [Larry Brown Sports]