Twitter, that social media phenomenon, allows us common folk to connect not only with friends, but celebrities and athletes alike, all in 140 characters or less. Unfortunately for us, more often than not we find in those 140 characters that many of our cherished celebs and athletes are vapid, narcissistic, and altogether douchey.
When that happens, and it always does, try following these 5 fake athlete accounts. They’re usually a helluva lot more entertaining than finding out what Tony LaRussa thinks of his team’s chances against the Brewers.
When the ego is as big as the persona, why shouldn’t it have its own Twitter account? I’ve read some of LeBron’s real tweets and trust me, these are much more amusing and witty, although his ego is not nearly as grating as LeBron himself.
Jay Cutler’s first season in Chicago did not go well…did not go well at all. Maybe he should have let NotJayCutler take his place. Talk about confidence–the bio says it all…”Jay Cutler is the best QB in the NFL. Dick.”
I have no idea what that tweet up there means, but I know this–I like it, and you will never find anything even remotely as clever written or endorsed by the real Vince Carter…ever.
It’s only fitting that one of the all-time greatest flameouts in the history of the NFL have one of the greatest fake Twitter accounts out there. Somebody show this to the real JaMarcus Russell next time you see him working at Taco Bell when the money Al Davis wasted on him runs out–I’m sure he’ll get a laugh out of it.
Speaking of Al Davis, the crusty Raiders owner’s fake Twitter account is pure gold. The tweets are so nonsensical and illogical, they sound as if they’ve been typed by Davis himself. How this account only has 5200 followers is beyond me.
