*crosses fingers*

Please be true, please be true, please be true!

If you haven’t heard by now, the Internet is ablaze with quite the salacious story, courtesy of A.J. Daulerio of Deadspin.  Seems that Jenn Sterger, the comely former FSU girl and Jets sideline reporter, received some rather odd voicemail messages in 2008 from one Brett Favre, then QB of the same New York Jets.  Sterger was unimpressed with Favre’s good ol’ Southern charm, and spurned his advances, worried that it might hurt her career with the Jets, and, you know, he was married and such.

Then it gets weird.

But then, one night, Sterger received a picture on her phone which was so shocking that she just tossed it across the room. It was his dick. Brett Favre’s dick. And it happened multiple times. In fact, Sterger claims that, in one of the photos Favre allegedly sent her, he’s masturbating — while wearing a pair of Crocs.

Wow…just, wow.

If this is true, and as of right now, Sterger has produced neither the voicemails or alleged dong-photos (what do you suppose they’d be worth, providing Jenn would sell them), so, for now anyway, this remains just a rumor.  Jenn Sterger made a name for herself in the sports world mainly on her looks, and she’s had to fight tooth and nail to remain relevant, from bashing the more successful Erin Andrews, to having her breast implants removed, and now this.

Still, with the amount of athlete adultery, and widely circulated athlete dong photos, nothing would surprise me.

Click here to read the entire story over at Deadspin.