Kurt Warner, the newly retired Arizona Cardinals QB, is the latest addition to the roster of the upcoming season of “Dancing With the Stars.”
Warner follows in the footsteps of former NFL greats as Emmitt Smith, Michael Irvin, Jason Taylor, Warren Sapp, Jerry Rice, Chad Ochocinco, and, when he’s not banging 16-year-old hookers, Lawrence Taylor, who at one time participated on the show.
I can honestly say that I have never seen one minute of “Dancing With the Stars”, ever, and that’s including last season when Erin Andrews shook her moneymakers all over the screen in some very revealing dancewear.
If that couldn’t get me to tune in, Mr. Goody-goody Kurt Warner sure ain’t…unless he borrows some of Andrews’ outfits. Then you might have something there.
Let’s just hope Warner is trailing at one point in the season, and in an act of desperation, pulls out this move one night…
