How dare HBO show up poor, pitiful Antonio Cromartie like that the other night on Hard Knocks.  You try remembering all 8 of your kids names with the glare of the camera lights directly on you–you know you couldn’t do it.

Well the embarrassment of drawing a blank on national TV whilst trying to remember all the children you sired won’t be a big problem anymore, thanks to the Antonio Cromartie Baby Name Cheatsheet Wristband, courtesy of Tauntr.com.  It’s a perfect gift for the NFL loving father of many who doesn’t have the time or wherewithal to remember all his bastard children’s names.

I know what Travis Henry’s getting for Christmas this year!

[TAUNTR via Out of Bounds]