Was it really just four days ago that we witnessed quite possibly the best catch of a foul ball in the history of foul ball catching?  Maybe having that dude’s spectacular one-handed grab fresh makes this piss-poor effort all that more terrible.

And terrible it is.

Nice hand-eye coordination preppy.  What, did you lose the ball in your green monogrammed polo shirt, LL Bean khakis and striped boxers?  At least you had the sense of putting your drink down before your horrible attempt at snagging that foul ball.  If you had done this AND spilled your beer, I’d have to find you and force you to turn in your man card.

Speaking of man cards, chances are that guy to the left of Captain Butterfingers doesn’t have one.  Seriously, the guy looks like he’s a gay virgin who’s just caught a glimpse of his first (and last) vagina.  EWWWWW!!!!

[H/T to The Sportress of Blogitude]