Your Morning Wood for August 12th (Vacation’s Over Edition)

Not gonna say much here…vacation is over, back to my bitter, disappointing life.  Other than that, it’s Thursday.  Whatever that means.

Let’s do this thing…

Call it ref’s revenge…soccer ref gives player a red card, then beats the shit out of him (or at least causes him to flop uncontrollably). [JOCKpost]

Tim Duncan frolicking with a beluga whale?  Tim Duncan frolicking with a beluga whale. [Total Pro Sports]

Big pussy dives out of harms way, let’s girlfriend get hit by a foul ball.  He’s in for a long ride home. [Ted Williams Head]

Bill Walton and Mickey Hart playing “Take Me Out to the Ballgame” on kazoos is only annoying if you’re not tripping on ‘shrooms. [Bob's Blitz]

Golf bitch fight has Jim Gray squaring off against Corey Pavin, and really, who gives a flying f–k. [The Big Lead]

Sure Taylor Swift is cute, but is she worthy of induction into the Bowling Hall of Fame?  I’ve never seen her knock down a seven-ten split. [Sportress of Blogitude]

Al Davis…still bringing the crazy.  Don’t ever change, Skeletor. [Larry Brown Sports]

Crazy video of some Boston street thugs who get their comeuppance after punching the wrong dude’s car.  Note to self–must get metal bat for car before next trip to Beantown. [Out of Bounds]