Your Morning Wood for August 17th (Extra Yummy Edition)

What makes today’s edition of the Morning Wood, LAF’s award winning daily link dump, so damn yummy?

Hell if I know…it was just something to put in the title.

And it goes a little something like this…

Here’s 9 classic Michael Jordan commercials—more proof that LeBron will never be MJ, on the court or on the tube. [Total Pro Sports]

Flava Flav loves Mike Vick–so much so that he thinks Vick can lead the Eagles to glory.  Flava Flav is certifiably insane….YEAAHHHHH BBBOOOOOOYYYYY!!! [Ted Williams Head]

Patrick Kane is still getting wasted, only this time he’s doing it in Margaritaville with Jimmy Buffet and Lord Stanley’s Cup. [Busted Coverage]

Even more shocking news about Kane–seems he’s a Twihard, after getting outed by his mom.  Hey Patty…Team Edward or Team Jacob, ya pansy? [Larry Brown Sports]

Saving Abel (who???) absolutely butcher the National Anthem.  Luckily it was at a NASCAR event, so the thousands of rednecks were too drunk to notice anyway. [Guyism]

Another fantabulous edition of KSK ripping pretentious Peter King a new a-hole (golf clap). [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

A skateboarding priest?  As my buddy Weed said…now I seen everything. [Sportress of Blogitude]

K-Rod’s father-in-law’s face may have won that brouhaha after all–Rodriguez is done for the season with torn thumb ligaments.  Mets may be able to void K-Douche’s contract because of it.  Karma’s a bitch, eh K-Rod? [The Big Lead]