What makes today’s edition of the Morning Wood, LAF’s award winning daily link dump, so damn yummy?

Hell if I know…it was just something to put in the title.

And it goes a little something like this…

Here’s 9 classic Michael Jordan commercials—more proof that LeBron will never be MJ, on the court or on the tube. [Total Pro Sports]

Flava Flav loves Mike Vick–so much so that he thinks Vick can lead the Eagles to glory.  Flava Flav is certifiably insane….YEAAHHHHH BBBOOOOOOYYYYY!!!

Patrick Kane is still getting wasted, only this time he’s doing it in Margaritaville with Jimmy Buffet and Lord Stanley’s Cup. [Busted Coverage]

Even more shocking news about Kane–seems he’s a Twihard, after getting outed by his mom.  Hey Patty…Team Edward or Team Jacob, ya pansy? [Larry Brown Sports]

Saving Abel (who???) absolutely butcher the National Anthem.  Luckily it was at a NASCAR event, so the thousands of rednecks were too drunk to notice anyway. [Guyism]

Another fantabulous edition of KSK ripping pretentious Peter King a new a-hole (golf clap). [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

A skateboarding priest?  As my buddy Weed said…now I seen everything. [Sportress of Blogitude]

K-Rod’s father-in-law’s face may have won that brouhaha after all–Rodriguez is done for the season with torn thumb ligaments.  Mets may be able to void K-Douche’s contract because of it.  Karma’s a bitch, eh K-Rod? [The Big Lead]