Your Morning Wood for August 18th (Humpty Hump Day Edition)

Today’s edition of Your Morning Wood, LAF’s Emmy nominated daily link dump, is brought to you by the letter H.

Yo fat girl, come here, are ya ticklish…

Hey look…Owen Wilson has a new movie, where he plays a reliever for the Nationals.  I can only imagine the suckitude of this new flick will be off the charts. [Ted Williams Head]

JOCKpost has the best, and worst, college football preseason video trailers. [JOCKpost]

CAR! CAR! CAR!  COMING RIGHT AT YOU!  GET OUT OF THE WAY!  HOLY F–K!  IT’S GONNA HIT…oh look, a tree.  Thanks nature. [Total Pro Sports]

Adrianne Curry got felt up outside a Star Wars convention by a drunk illegal immigrant who spoke no English.  Move along, nothing to see here people. [Bob's Blitz]

Seems Red Sox scalpers are taking a hit too, now that it looks like Boston ain’t gonna make the playoffs.  Can you guess how little I care? [With Leather]

For some reason Joe Maddon has the entire Tampa Bay Rays team dressing like 1970s weathermen. [Larry Brown Sports]

Mike Tyson wants to live in a hut in Burma.  Of course he does. [Out of Bounds]

You knew it was coming…