If 40 is the new 30, then Tuesday is the new Monday.  Hey, most times I just throw some crap at the wall and see if it sticks.

That stuck…sorry.

I have seen the nipple on your soul…

Guy loses arm wrestling match, goes apeshit with his truck and a shotgun.  Sounds reasonable to me. [Sportress of Blogitude]

5 underrated stories from the NFL for the upcoming season.  [Pardon the Opinion]

John Cusack and Eddie Vedder to star in a Chicago Cubs inspired movie?  I can smell the suckitude already.

Urinal diver at Wrigley Field is the most nauseating thing you’ll see today.  It’s an oldie but a goodie?  It’s awful…just awful. [Bob's Blitz]

What are they feeding those Japanese ballplayers?  Here’s another amazing Spiderman like catch. [With Leather]

Farmers lock up your daughters and whores open your legs—Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren are officially divorced.  Hey Elin…call me. [The Big Lead]

Larry Brown Sports rounds up the top 30 MLB franchise players.  Noticeably absent…Jamie Moyer. [Larry Brown Sports]