Your Morning Wood for August 25th (Dry Hump Day Edition)

Two questions–is this the longest week ever?  And secondly, is dry humping an underrated sexual activity?  It’s safe, it’s good exercise, it can be done alone, with another person, or in a group, and depending on the material of your underpants, quite satisfying.

Like I said yesterday…crap meets wall, sticks.

Let’s break on through to the other side…

Dude rocking a Tebow jersey, Yankees hat and a serious pair of jorts.  Douchebag. [Busted Coverage]

Wardrobe malfunction at a women’s rugby match not as appealing as you’d think. [Total Pro Sports]

Brazilian ref stabs and kills a player during a soccer game.  Beats a red card anytime. [JOCKpost]

Courtesy of Ted Williams Head, ESPN Jersey Shore.  Having never subjected myself to those tanned morons, I can only assume that this piece is brilliant.

Bud Selig immortalized outside of Miller Park.  Think the best pose would be the one where he’s picking his nose, but that’s just me. [Bob's Blitz]

Chan Gailey is an ornery old coot who gets off on yelling at teenage Bills fans…or so I’m told. [Sportress of Blogitude]

 

About the author: Jeff G.

 

Jeff Greenwell is the writer/editor of Last Angry Fan. Jeff has been known to rock a Speedo while belting out Robert Goulet tunes from his front porch, and in his spare time he enjoys capturing and training feral goats to be his minions. Also known to dig a nice brick of cheese from time to time.

Website: http://lastangryfan.com

 

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