Your Morning Wood for August 27th (Weekend Warm Up Edition)

To quote the ever quotable Barry Manilow…”Looks like we made it!“  And by that I mean, we, collectively, have made it to the end of the week yet again–the weekend is upon us.

Hopefully your plans include alcohol, charred meat, sports, and a rocking pair of jorts, in some combination.  If not, then I do not want to know you…no thank you.

Friday, I’m in love…

Total Pro Sports lists the 9 most annoying sports broadcasters.  Yes  he’s on there.  Him too.  Yep, him as well. [Total Pro Sports]

Plaxico Burress still owes punter Jeff Feagles a new kitchen, a deal they struck when Plax wanted #17.  Think he’ll ever see it?  Me neither. [JOCKsports]

Tiki Barber loves a good episode of “Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman.”  Who doesn’t?  I mean, besides every person on this Earth sporting a pair of testicles.

The Karen Sypher Blackmail Ale is delicious, but has way too much head.  RIMSHOT! [Sportress of Blogitude]

Jorge Posada and Phil Hughes are close…ass grabbingly close. [Bob's Blitz]

Darrius Heyward-Bay finally makes it back after missing weeks of practice…because he was tired.  Al Davis sure can pick them. [Legend of Cecilio Guante]

The Miami Dolphins cheerleaders held a calendar release party.  Was it hot?  Let’s just say I “released” to their calendar party.  ANOTHER RIMSHOT!  Thank you, I’m here all week…try the couscous. [The Big Lead]

Arianny Celeste to pose in Playboy?  Yes please. [Larry Brown Sports]

 

About the author: Jeff G.

 

Jeff Greenwell is the writer/editor of Last Angry Fan. Jeff has been known to rock a Speedo while belting out Robert Goulet tunes from his front porch, and in his spare time he enjoys capturing and training feral goats to be his minions. Also known to dig a nice brick of cheese from time to time.

Website: http://lastangryfan.com

 

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