Your Morning Wood for August 27th (Weekend Warm Up Edition)

To quote the ever quotable Barry Manilow…”Looks like we made it!“  And by that I mean, we, collectively, have made it to the end of the week yet again–the weekend is upon us.

Hopefully your plans include alcohol, charred meat, sports, and a rocking pair of jorts, in some combination.  If not, then I do not want to know you…no thank you.

Friday, I’m in love…

Total Pro Sports lists the 9 most annoying sports broadcasters.  Yes  he’s on there.  Him too.  Yep, him as well. [Total Pro Sports]

Plaxico Burress still owes punter Jeff Feagles a new kitchen, a deal they struck when Plax wanted #17.  Think he’ll ever see it?  Me neither. [JOCKsports]

Tiki Barber loves a good episode of “Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman.”  Who doesn’t?  I mean, besides every person on this Earth sporting a pair of testicles. [Ted Williams Head]

The Karen Sypher Blackmail Ale is delicious, but has way too much head.  RIMSHOT! [Sportress of Blogitude]

Jorge Posada and Phil Hughes are close…ass grabbingly close. [Bob's Blitz]

Darrius Heyward-Bay finally makes it back after missing weeks of practice…because he was tired.  Al Davis sure can pick them. [Legend of Cecilio Guante]

The Miami Dolphins cheerleaders held a calendar release party.  Was it hot?  Let’s just say I “released” to their calendar party.  ANOTHER RIMSHOT!  Thank you, I’m here all week…try the couscous. [The Big Lead]

Arianny Celeste to pose in Playboy?  Yes please. [Larry Brown Sports]