Your Morning Wood for August 2nd (Post-Vacation Hangover Edition)

Morning my little troglodytes, and welcome to Your Morning Wood, LAF’s daily link dump.  You’re probably wondering why the posts have been a bit lacking as of late, well, I was on vacation in Northern Ontario–where the beer flowed freely, the moose roamed lazily, and Internet access was spotty at best.  But I’m back…not that you care, lousy bunch of ingrates.

Let’s get this Monday started right….

Our newest friends of the Fan, Pardon The Opinion, has compiled a list of the 10 greatest T.O. and Ochocinco TD celebrations, in honor of their coupling in Cincy. [Pardon The Opinion]

Has it gotten to this?  Shaq’s only option to play hoops next season may be in Europe.  Shall we call him “The Great Continental?” [JOCKpost]

LeBron James is, quite literally I might add, the toast of Miami, now that he has a drink named after him. [Ted Williams Head]

Loser jumps on Thierry Henry’s back in Houston.  Loser tries to escape security by running into the stands.  Loser thrown over railing into waiting arms of security by fan.  Yay fan! [Bob's Blitz]

Best Korea soundly ridiculed for poor World Cup performance.  Hey, at least they have their health, right? [With Leather]

Breaking News!  Justin Bieber likes Tom Brady’s haircut.  Story includes pics that will make you want to punch your computer screen.  Word of advice…don’t. [The Big Lead]

Uh oh!  Joe Namath, that drunken Suzy Kolber paramour, has created his own Twitter account.  I just wanna kiss him…but only because his lips taste like Jack Daniels. [Sportress of Blogitude]

Ryan Howard super wedgie?  Ryan Howard super wedgie. [Larry Brown Sports]