Welcome to Your Morning Wood, LAF’s not quite ready for prime time daily link dump. Gorge yourself on these scrumptious links, then unbuckle your pants and come back here for a spell.
In other news, I vote we change the name of Monday to Craphole…seems fitting, no?
Et tu, Monday?
21-year-old tries to pass himself off as a middle schooler so he can play football. School officials were wary when the man started parking in their designated spots. Zing! [Out of Bounds]
Aroldis Chapman nailed 105 mph on the radar gun recently. If he keeps this up, he’ll be the next overhyped phenomenon getting Tommy John surgery. [Larry Brown Sports]
The Kansas Jayhawks Fight Song Clap? The Kansas Jayhawks Fight Song Clap. [The Big Lead]
A few of the Minnesota Gophers received some, how you say, special haircuts as part of their freshman hazing. [Sportress of Blogitude]
Women’s sumo wrestling is just about as sexy as you’d think…unless you find women that resemble Rosie O’Donnell rolling around with each other pleasurable. [Bob's Blitz]
Cheer up Stephen Strasburg–here are 10 pitchers who have come back from Tommy John surgery and excelled. Someone wanna translate this for Aroldis Chapman as well.
Uh oh…there’s trouble a brewing, as word gets out about a cricket match fixing scandal. And that is the last you will ever hear about cricket on this site again (or at least for a couple of years0. [JOCKpost]
I’ll end on a good note–Guyism has some pics of Bar Refaeli playing tennis. Yes please! [Guyism]


