Your Morning Wood for August 30th (Monday Bloody Monday Edition)

Welcome to Your Morning Wood, LAF’s not quite ready for prime time daily link dump.  Gorge yourself on these scrumptious links, then unbuckle your pants and come back here for a spell.

In other news, I vote we change the name of Monday to Craphole…seems fitting, no?

Et tu, Monday?

21-year-old tries to pass himself off as a middle schooler so he can play football.  School officials were wary when the man started parking in their designated spots.  Zing! [Out of Bounds]

Aroldis Chapman nailed 105 mph on the radar gun recently.  If he keeps this up, he’ll be the next overhyped phenomenon getting Tommy John surgery. [Larry Brown Sports]

The Kansas Jayhawks Fight Song Clap?  The Kansas Jayhawks Fight Song Clap. [The Big Lead]

A few of the Minnesota Gophers received some, how you say, special haircuts as part of their freshman hazing. [Sportress of Blogitude]

Women’s sumo wrestling is just about as sexy as you’d think…unless you find women that resemble Rosie O’Donnell rolling around with each other pleasurable.  [Bob's Blitz]

Cheer up Stephen Strasburg–here are 10 pitchers who have come back from Tommy John surgery and excelled.  Someone wanna translate this for Aroldis Chapman as well. [Ted Williams Head]

Uh oh…there’s trouble a brewing, as word gets out about a cricket match fixing scandal.  And that is the last you will ever hear about cricket on this site again (or at least for a couple of years0. [JOCKpost]

I’ll end on a good note–Guyism has some pics of Bar Refaeli playing tennis. Yes please! [Guyism]