Aubrey Huff’s Sexy Attempt at Busting Out of His Slump

Stuck in a 3 for 32 slump, Aubrey Huff, that fine utility player for the Giants (and a stalwart on my fantasy team), is trying a most unconventional way of reversing his fortune at the dish.

Seems he’s taken to wearing a red thong while playing.

Now, I don’t mean a thong as in the repulsive banana hammock you find overweight European men sporting at the beach, or the type that David Hasselhoff used to model on posters back in the 80′s.

No, Huff is wearing the lacy, frilly undergarments normally reserved for a woman, or a transvestite hooker.  My question is, how are his boys getting the support they so desperately need?

While the change in underwear hasn’t helped at the plate, the Giants are 3-1 when Huff is sashaying around the field in his red anal floss.

Andrew Baggarly, writer for the Giants blog Extra Baggs, makes a pointed observation regarding Huff’s thong…

Speaking personally, the last thing we need is for Huff to go 4-for-4 with the thong. Then he’ll wear it the rest of the season. Ordinarily that wouldn’t be a problem, but he walks around the clubhouse in it. He conducts interviews wearing only his thong. I’m not sure about this, but I think he wears little else while in the food room, too.

As awful as that sounds, and really, that is pretty disgusting, it could always be worse…Huff could start wearing his thong backwards.

[Extra Baggs via Larry Brown Sports]