Jonathan Lee Riches, like most people currently incarcerated, has a lot of free time on his hands. Some exercise, some work towards obtaining a college degree, and some file hand-written lawsuits against public figures, both dead and alive.
Well, that last one may be unique to Riches.
During his time in prison for wire fraud, the quite obviously imbalanced Riches has filed lawsuits against such well known people as Bill Belichick, former President George W. Bush, Britney Spears, Mike Vick, Perez Hilton and Terrell Owens.
Riches is at it again, and let me tell you, his latest lawsuit is a whopper.
This time around, Riches has a laundry list of individuals from the world of sports, including Carmelo Anthony,Dwyane Wade, Jerry Buss, Mark Cuban, Jerry Reinsdorf, and, although not named as defendants, Nolan Ryan and Robin Ventura.
Melo seems to be the focus of Riches insanity fueled ramblings, as you can tell from these excerpts from the “lawsuit.”
All aboard the crazy train…
Carmelo Anthony told me he is going to kill me. I’m writing a tell all book on Anthony. I was his former boyfriend and we were in a sexual relationship in 2000.
Anthony melt my Popcicle. Anthony gave me a STD in 2001. Carmelo Anthony worked as a undercover narcotic cop in Baltimore and was snitchin.
Carmelo Anthony cheated on his wife LaLa with Dwyane Wade’s ex-wife who gave Anthony fellatio in I-95 traffic.
I have a picture of Carmelo Anthony and Dwyane Wade snorting cocaine on Kate Moss’ lap and another photo of them having homosexual sex shooting steroids into each other at Barry Bonds house.
Mark Cuban assaulted me serving ice cream at Dairy Queen.
Nolan Ryan threw 100 mph fastballs at my head and he and Robin Ventura beat me up at the Church of Jesus Christ.
Jerry Buss accused me of raping him and Kobe Bryant in Boulder at JonBenet Ramsey’s house.
And there’s plenty more unadulterated wackiness where that came from. Click here to read the lawsuit in it’s entirety…trust me, it’s worth it.
Jonathan Lee Riches–making Andy Dick look positively sensible one preposterous lawsuit at a time.
[Dallas Observer via Deadspin]
