Chris Johnson and Faith Hill Share Lunch, Awkwardness
Titans RB Chris Johnson and country music singer Faith Hill recently got together to share some vittles and a little informal chit chat, thanks to the NFL Network.
What starts out as some folksy Q & A between two Music City icons turns awkward and uncomfortable faster than CJ outrunning a linebacker.
Video after the jump…
So, that was, um, something. Those two go together like cocaine and waffles, which is my cutesy way of saying that they don’t go together very well at all.
Let’s go over what we learned here…
- Deion Sanders’ lame joke about Hill and Johnson both being from the hood is nearly as crappy as that awful ensemble he’s wearing. I mean, who chose that outfit for Sanders, Stevie Wonder?
- Faith Hill thinks Chris Johnson is fast and exciting. Johnson is aware that Faith Hill is famous for being a country music singer.
- CJ gave Faith an autographed jersey, while she gave him nothing. Someone’s getting fired for dropping the ball on that one.
- Swett’s restaurant must be the most famous cafeteria in all of Tennessee.
- Faith Hill is lovely.
- Johnson likes to scarf down Wendy’s 10 piece chicken nugget meal on gamedays. Hill likes to answer questions she asks other people, thinking that they actually care.
- Faith Hill really, really digs CJ’s mouth full of gold teeth, jokes she should get some. Seriously, this was actually part of the conversation…I wish I was making this up.
[H/T to SB Nation]
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