Psychotic Jets Fans Want to Sell You Some Nightmare Fuel

I’m not sure what these two Jets superfans are hocking, but whatever it is, I do not want.

This may be the most bizarre, loud, and slightly homoerotic infomercial I’ve ever witnessed.  At least I think it’s an infomercial…that’s what the description says anyway.

All I see is a shirtless, hulking Jets fan in a hardhat screaming obscenities, and a pasty hippie clad in a woman’s swimsuit.  I find the cheese in his beard more disturbing than his pixelated dong, visually speaking that is.

Get ready for 1:48 of Heineken fueled mayhem…

If you didn’t hate the Jets before, you will now.

/methinks the fella in the hardhat went to the Rex Ryan School of Public Speaking
//I’m sure the pasty hippie’s mustache is destined to have a successful career as a pedophile, once it gets rid of the cheese