Psychotic Jets Fans Want to Sell You Some Nightmare Fuel

I’m not sure what these two Jets superfans are hocking, but whatever it is, I do not want.

This may be the most bizarre, loud, and slightly homoerotic infomercial I’ve ever witnessed. At least I think it’s an infomercial…that’s what the description says anyway.

All I see is a shirtless, hulking Jets fan in a hardhat screaming obscenities, and a pasty hippie clad in a woman’s swimsuit. I find the cheese in his beard more disturbing than his pixelated dong, visually speaking that is.

Get ready for 1:48 of Heineken fueled mayhem…

If you didn’t hate the Jets before, you will now.

/methinks the fella in the hardhat went to the Rex Ryan School of Public Speaking
//I’m sure the pasty hippie’s mustache is destined to have a successful career as a pedophile, once it gets rid of the cheese

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Jeff Greenwell is the writer/editor of Last Angry Fan. Jeff has been known to rock a Speedo while belting out Robert Goulet tunes from his front porch, and in his spare time he enjoys capturing and training feral goats to be his minions. Also known to dig a nice brick of cheese from time to time.

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