Terry Francona Wants to Buy You a Ticket to the Gun Show

Work it Tito, work it!

Yep, that’s 51-year-old Terry Francona,  manager of the Boston Red Sox, celebrating his daughter’s engagement in the most fitting way possible…shirtless and flexing.  Seems appropriate to me–this is exactly how I celebrated my son’s briss, only fatter, drunker and oilier.

Gotta give it to Francona here—he’s in pretty good shape for a guy in his 50’s.  But being totally hairless like he is, I can’t tell if he looks more like a shelled turtle, or a very pale seal.  Whatever the case, Tito makes pretty cute daughters.  Why on Earth is she marrying Andy Richter’s taller, creepier doppelganger?

Livestrong bitches!

[H/T to Larry Brown Sports]

 

About the author: Jeff Greenwell

 

Jeff Greenwell is the writer/editor of Last Angry Fan. Jeff has been known to rock a Speedo while belting out Robert Goulet tunes from his front porch, and in his spare time he enjoys capturing and training feral goats to be his minions. Also known to dig a nice brick of cheese from time to time.

Website: http://lastangryfan.com

 

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