Welcome friends to Your Morning Wood, LAF’s daily link dump.  Gotta make this one short and sweet—got some prior commitments to take care of, and not the good kind.  Funerals are always a drag.

In other news, Saints win, Favre is still old, and Cris Collinsworth is a colossal bore.

Get your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty Friday…

Bubba Watson has got mad golf skills. [Sportress of Blogitude]

9 Reasons Madden football is better than NFL football. [Total Pro Sports]

Prisoners riot after guards turn off women’s tennis.  Makes sense to me. [JOCKpost]

Fan fights never get old to me.

I too would be afraid of a 105 lb woman nicknamed the Black Widow, especially if she can scarf down 118 chicken wings in 12 minutes. [Legend of Cecilio Guante]

Dennis Rodman’s still big with the ladies. [With Leather]

Nike’s new Combat Pro College Football Uniforms are an abomination. [The Big Lead]