Say hello to Your Morning Wood, LAF’s barely readable daily link dump. Well, the links themselves are enjoyable, the drivel I lead with is not.
Finally college football season is here. Sorry baseball, it’s been fun, but the gridiron is where it’s at. Now if only the NFL would start, all would be right in my perverted little universe.
Thank you for your continued support of this site…I love you all, and send a virtual reach around in your direction.
Now is the Thursday of our discontent…
Usain Bolt wants to play for Manchester United. Sure, why not? [Total Pro Sports]
The dude who plays the Penn State Nittany Lion mascot got busted for underage drinking. No word on whether he was loaded AND in the suit…that would be awesome.
Roger Federer has got it going on between his legs. Not like that, sickos. [JOCKpost]
WWE rookie Diva Aloisia is huge…like 6’9″ huge, with legs like tree trunks that could snap a man’s neck like a straw. Anyone else as turned on as me? [Sportress of Blogitude]
Nyjer Morgan is making Milton Bradley look like Wilford Brimley. His latest transgression? Charging the mound against the Marlins, then getting clotheslined. [Larry Brown Sports]
Iowa lineman on moped vs. oncoming truck. Truck wins, moped loses, and lineman walks away unscathed. And he’s just a backup! [Bob's Blitz]
And now the stupid lawsuit of the day, brought forth by a kid and his family who need to be melted down and used for parts goes to…
Kid shocks himself with nipple clamps, sues teacher for not warning him of the dangers of electricity and nipple clamps. I weep for our future. [The National Ledger]
