Your Morning Wood for September 3rd (Fan-Freaking-Tastic Friday Edition)

Welcome to Your Morning Wood, LAF’s daily link dump.  It ain’t much, but it’s all we got, so try and enjoy it…that’s all I ask, just try.

Seeing that it’s Friday, fabulous fantastic Friday, I’ll keep it short and sweet.  Have fun this long weekend my friends, but please, go easy on the blow and hookers.  That sh-t gets expensive…trust me on that one.

We’ll always have Friday…

Brian Billick thinks Jerry Jones should coach the Cowboys.  Wait, doesn’t he do that already? [Larry Brown Sports]

Great family moment as LeBron takes his kids to Sears for a family photo, trophies in tow.  Conspicuously absent…LeBron’s woman. [Sportress of Blogitude]

Are the Cincinnati Reds of 2010 the same as the Tampa Bay Rays of 2008?  All signs point to yes. [JOCKpost]

Reggie Bush’s current girlfriend offered $1 million to do porn.  I’ll throw my $5 in the hat if it’ll help get the deal done. [Ted Williams Head]

Old man vs. young douchebag in the stands at the U.S. Open.  [Bob's Blitz]

The Legend of Cecilio Guante (classic!) gives us 15 reasons to rejoice over the college football kickoff.  Well done men…well done. [Legend of Cecilio Guante]

Brandon Spikes loses $60,000 endorsement deal from Reebok, all because he got a little toque on Chatroulette. [The Big Lead]

Kid wins golf tourney, then promptly disqualifies himself when he finds he has too many clubs in his bag.  That there is one honest kid. [Out of Bounds]