Welcome friends to Your Morning Wood, LAF’s well-intentioned, but poorly executed, daily link dump. Come for the links, stay for the potato salad. Best on the Internet.
On a side note–anyone else as pumped as me that the NFL season starts tonight? Vikings/Saints at 8:30 p.m. from The Superdome. Settle down monkeys, you still got almost 11 hours until kickoff.
This one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my Thursday…
Who knew that Mike Tyson and I both share the identical biggest regret in our lives…we never got to smoke weed with Tupac. [Out of Bounds]
The Lingerie Football League is coming to MTV2. Curse my Canadian parents for making me live up here, where MTV2 doesn’t exist. [JOCKpost]
New Orleans schools are letting the little brats out early today so everyone can enjoy the pregame festivities.
Chick uses a taser on the infield during a NASCAR race. God bless you rednecks…don’t you ever change. [Total Pro Sports]
Chick gets shot with a watermelon to the face. Beats dirty balls to the chin any day. [Bob's Blitz]
Jim “The Anvil” Neidhart got busted for a shitload of drugs, as well as burglary. See, this is why wrestlers from the 80′s have been, and always will be, the greatest. [With Leather]
Colin Cowherd wants hate mail. Something tells me he already gets plenty of it. [The Big Lead]
Ron Artest is Speed Racer—literally. Bonus: Weed Against Speed is quite the lyricist, could be the next Weird Al Yankovic…or something. [Sportress of Blogitude]
Chris Berman rocking a mustache still doesn’t make him any more likable. [Larry Brown Sports]
