Morning Dump: Getting Robbed by a Guy in a Clown Mask While on the Toilet is Not That Funny

Welcome to the Morning Dump, LAF’s daily steaming pile of links.  Come for the links, stay for the social awkwardness.  Sasquatches need not apply.

It’s so bad in Minnesota right now that they can’t even spell Kevin Williams’ name right on his jersey. [LBS]

Kevin Garnett gets one final burn on Charlie Villanueva. [Sportress of Blogitude]

Flyers Claude Giroux scores a goal…with his junk. [The 700 Level]

Matt Ryan is a great quarterback, but a mediocre ass wiper. [The Big Lead]

Mets hire Terry Collins as their new manager.  Wait, Terry who? [Legend of Cecilio Guante]

Video of Richard Seymour keeping his pimp hand strong against Ben Roethlisberger. [Bob’s Blitz]

Lenny Dykstra’s $10,000 German Shepherd may be repossessed. [TMZ]

In case you missed it, here’s video of Brandon Marshall invoking a 15-yard penalty for flipping the ball at Jay Cutler.  Can you feel the love?

Soccer swing and a miss GIF.  No worries Steven Gerrard, happens to the best of us. [TotalProSports]

And just for the hell of it…

Woman robbed by a clown while sitting on the toilet is not funny.  Well, it’s funny to everyone but her that is. [UPI]


About the author: Jeff Greenwell


Jeff Greenwell is the writer/editor of Last Angry Fan. Jeff has been known to rock a Speedo while belting out Robert Goulet tunes from his front porch, and in his spare time he enjoys capturing and training feral goats to be his minions. Also known to dig a nice brick of cheese from time to time.



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