Last Thursday, December 30, was LeBron James’ 26th birthday, and as is befitting a man of LeBron’s stature, a grand celebration took place with such luminaries as Heat teammate Dwyane Wade and his girlfriend Gabrielle Union, Drake, Kelly Rowland, Spike Lee, Vivica Fox, Timbaland, and a score of other celebs that do not interest me in the least.
Oh, and this monstrosity of a birthday cake was in attendance too.
Where does one start when critiquing something as garish and ridiculous as this? I’d say the crown was a bit much, even for someone with the nickname “King James,” but on this representation of LeBron’s ego in pastry form, I’d have to say it’s wholly appropriate.


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