Welcome to Linkgasm, the Last Angry Fan’s daily collection of links from all across the blogworld. Come for the links, stay for the social awkwardness. Sasquatches need not apply.
Methinks ESPN needs to bone up on their obscene hand gestures, especially “The Shocker.” Two in the pink, one in the stink…or so they say.
Dwayne Lewis’ eye is swollen, bruised, and grotesque. [Sports Crackle Pop]
First British cricket athlete comes out of the closet. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. [Off the Bench]
The Clippers and their uber-racist owner Donald Sterling decide to celebrate Black History month in March. [Black Sports Online]
Awww, a soccer loving police dog makes his way onto the pitch, and into our hearts. [With Leather]
Donald Brashear has been out of the NHL for a while, but that hasn’t stopped him from being a total douchebag. [The 700 Level]
Charlie Sheen channels Allen Iverson in his latest hate-filled, mind bendingly awesome interview. [Big Lead Sports]
A bunch of Hollywood babes, including Jessica Biel, Scarlett Johannson, Minka Kelly and Jessica Alba show off their sexy workout program. Warning: Jimmy Kimmel in a leotard is horrific. [Bob’s Blitz]
Seattle reporter breaks up a street fight with nothing but his giant balls of steel.
Braylon Edwards’ birthday party included one ugly ass cake. [Sports by Brooks]
Deadspin asks whether or not the London Olympic logo is some Zionist conspiracy theory, or Lisa Simpson giving Bart a blowjob. I say both. [Deadspin]
More conspiracy theory! NBA press release had already crowned Blake Griffin slam dunk champ, before the contest ever took place. We’re through the looking glass here people. [Larry Brown Sports]