Pete Rose’s Transformation to Elderly Jewish Grandmother is Almost Complete
Looking good there Petey boy—very dignified. Does Stevie Wonder know you raid his closet? Read more ›
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New SportsCenter Ad Features Brian Wilson and His Demonically Possessed Beard
If you’ve ever wondered whether or not Giants closer Brian Wilson’s legendary beard is a living, breathing sentient being, well wonder no more. In ESPN’s latest SportsCenter ad, Wilson demonstrates to Josh Elliot and Jay Harris exactly why they should “fear the beard.”
Video follows the jump… Read more ›
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Pair of High School Ballplayers Kicked Off Team for Allegedly Sacrificing Chickens
Two baseball players from the Western Hills High School baseball team have been given the boot, after allegations surfaced that the pair had sacrificed chickens in the hopes that it would improve their play on the field.
Apart from your local witch doctor or voodoo priestess, who does this make sense to? And since when does the killing of poultry take the place of good old-fashioned hard work and practice?
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Tennis Star David Ferrer Cares Not for Crying Babies, Hits Ball at Infant in Stands
Most people have a fairly high tolerance for crying babies, because that’s what infants are prone to do—cry, eat, and soil diapers, at least for the first few months of their lives. Notice I said most people. There are those who are so turned off by the sound of a bawling child that they just can’t take it and end up doing something regrettable.That’s where Spanish tennis player David Ferrer comes in. Read more ›
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Two Free Timberwolves Tickets When You Buy Some Canned Veggies is Still a Rip Off
Look at that—four cans of Butter Kernel vegetables are on sale for $3.00, plus you get a pair of T-Wolves tickets with every purchase? Talk about your all-time great deals…until you realize that it’s the Minnesota Timberwolves we’re talking about here. Read more ›
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Pass or Fail? Bruins Fan Uses Other Bruins Fans to Ask Girl to Prom
This here is Oliver Levin, a 16-year-old high school student from Wayland High School in Massachusetts, and posted below is a video where he asks a girl named Sarah to prom—using a dozen or so Bruins fans to do his dirty work.Levin and a buddy, Evan Barber, took a video camera to last Thursday’s Bruins-Canadiens game, and after trashing their first idea of having everyone in their section to yell in unison “Hey, Sarah will you go to prom with me?” the pair decided to have fellow Bruins fans do the asking by having them recite different sentence fragments that Levin and Barber had written.
And before you ask, Sarah said yes. Read more ›
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Jay-Z’s Visit to the Kentucky Locker Room to be Investigated by the NBA
Rap impresario Jay-Z’s impromptu visit to the UK dressing room following the Cats 76-69 victory over the North Carolina Tar Heels may land the mogul in a bit of hot water, after word came out that the NBA may investigate Jigga’s cavorting with UK recruits.What’s the big deal you ask? Well, since Jay-Z is part owner of the New Jersey Nets, he’s not allowed to fraternize with potential NBA lottery picks (Brandon Knight and Terrance Jones). See, when I was merely joking that the rap icon was there doing some covert “advanced scouting,” the NBA was thinking along the same lines, only not quite as light-heartedly as I was. Read more ›
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VIDEO: Here’s VCU’s Infectious Final Four Theme Song, “Shaka’s Got ‘Em Believing”
Yes, the VCU Rams have a Final Four theme song, just in time for their Saturday matchup against Butler, and it’s every bit as infectious as you’d think it would be. It does help that the song, “Shaka’s Got ‘Em Believing,” is set to that uber-catchy 1968 pop tune “Hooked on a Feeling,” aka the Ooga Chaka song.If you’re not already aboard the VCU bandwagon, and let’s be honest, who in America isn’t onboard with these lovable bracket busting scamps, this song will surely push you over the edge, your allegiance to Butler, Kentucky or UConn notwithstanding.
Video, and lyrics, follows the jump… Read more ›
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Pssst…Wanna See Colt McCoy’s Huge Snake?
What, you didn’t think I was going to show a full-frontal nude picture of Browns QB Colt McCoy swinging his junk around like a lasso now did you? Read more ›
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When Bulls Cry: Carlos Boozer Once Rented His House to Prince
Here’s a little something you might not know, but way back in 2004, back when Chicago Bulls forward Carlos Boozer was still a member of the Utah Jazz, he once rented his Beverly Hills house to the diminutive pop icon Prince. Is this newsworthy? Hell no, but it’s a slow news day and I gotta throw something up here for you jackals to consume. Read more ›
