Hint—check out the tree shaped like a 7-foot-2 kid with an afro and boss sunglasses. I think Abdul-Jabbar is behind that tree taking a leak.
Just kidding—Abdul-Jabbar isn’t in the picture at all. That tall guy with the shades is actually Lew Alcindor. Sure, they’re the same person, but technically Abdul-Jabbar didn’t exist until 1971, which makes this extremely lame joke accurate—stupid, but accurate.
Hey, it’s late and I’m all hopped up on kid’s cough syrup—sue me.