Bills WR Stevie Johnson’s Birthday Cake is Bootylicious, Possibly Sexist

If the movie This is Spinal Tap has taught us anything, and it has, it’s that there is a fine line between sexy and sexist.  Sexy would be a birthday cake in the shape of your girlfriend scantily clad in a see-through teddy.  Sexist would be an ass cake like this one pictured.

Maybe next time Stevie Johnson…maybe next time.

Johnson, the Buffalo Bills receiver, celebrated his 25th birthday with his girlfriend, a few friends, and this cake. I really have no problem with the asstacular bit of pastry, but I’m sure that some feminists out there would. I’m just amazed that they were able to secure the services of Serena Williams to model her booty for Stevie’s cake.

Unless it’s actually Serena’s ass covered in icing, and she’s hiding under the table. Now that would be impressive.

[H/T to Flopping Out]


About the author: Jeff Greenwell


Jeff Greenwell is the writer/editor of Last Angry Fan. Jeff has been known to rock a Speedo while belting out Robert Goulet tunes from his front porch, and in his spare time he enjoys capturing and training feral goats to be his minions. Also known to dig a nice brick of cheese from time to time.



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  • Rick

    It’s his wife.

  • king(Mon€¥G▲nG)I$om

    i want a slice of ass lol


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