JaVale McGee Planks in a Grocery Store Freezer, Probably Suffered Shrinkage

I thought I’d seen it all last week with Gilbert Arenas planking a car as it went through a car wash, but then Wizards center JaVale McGee comes along and one-ups Arenas by full on planking in a grocery store freezer.  I don’t know what’s more impressive—that McGee was able to talk the store into letting him plank in their freezer,  or that he was able to fit all 7-feet of his body in there.

All I know is, I wouldn’t want to eat those frozen pizzas near McGee’s feet.

This should really come with a warning for kids not to try this at home, or their local grocery store, because we all know those frozen food aisles are deathtraps.

[H/T to Mr.Irrelevant]

 

About the author: Jeff Greenwell

 

Jeff Greenwell is the writer/editor of Last Angry Fan. Jeff has been known to rock a Speedo while belting out Robert Goulet tunes from his front porch, and in his spare time he enjoys capturing and training feral goats to be his minions. Also known to dig a nice brick of cheese from time to time.

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