This A.J. McCarron Chest Tattoo Shirt is the Creepiest Thing You’ll See All Day

Alabama QB A.J. McCarron has a pretty mondo chest tattoo, made up of his nickname (Bama Boy), five other family member’s names, a dove, some sort of family shield, and crying Jesus.  It’s pretty extensive to say the least, and might I say, looks quite fetching placed between his well-proportioned nipples.

But sweet merciful crap, did someone have to go and make a shirt out of it?  And I don’t mean the tattoo, but McCarron’s entire chest, including hair, bellybutton, and the aforementioned nipples?

I don’t know whether to wet myself, run for the nearest church (or synagogue) or try and burn my monitor with fire. It’s the perfect shirt if you’re into the whole “Buffalo Bill” from Silence of the Lambs motif, minus the actual flaying of human skin.  At least the makers of the shirt had the decency to stop just above McCarron’s pubes.  Including his crotch fur would have crossed the line—well, moreso than they already did, I guess.

[H/T to SB Nation]

 

About the author: Jeff Greenwell

 

Jeff Greenwell is the writer/editor of Last Angry Fan. Jeff has been known to rock a Speedo while belting out Robert Goulet tunes from his front porch, and in his spare time he enjoys capturing and training feral goats to be his minions. Also known to dig a nice brick of cheese from time to time.

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