Alabama QB A.J. McCarron has a pretty mondo chest tattoo, made up of his nickname (Bama Boy), five other family member’s names, a dove, some sort of family shield, and crying Jesus. It’s pretty extensive to say the least, and might I say, looks quite fetching placed between his well-proportioned nipples.
But sweet merciful crap, did someone have to go and make a shirt out of it? And I don’t mean the tattoo, but McCarron’s entire chest, including hair, bellybutton, and the aforementioned nipples?
I don’t know whether to wet myself, run for the nearest church (or synagogue) or try and burn my monitor with fire. It’s the perfect shirt if you’re into the whole “Buffalo Bill” from Silence of the Lambs motif, minus the actual flaying of human skin. At least the makers of the shirt had the decency to stop just above McCarron’s pubes. Including his crotch fur would have crossed the line—well, moreso than they already did, I guess.
[H/T to SB Nation]