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• Epic Meal Time’s Big Dirty Manningwich is 35-Pounds of Artery Clogging Goodness

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  The crew from Epic Meal Time are back with their latest foodgasmic concoction, the very Super Bowl-ish “Big Dirty Manningwich,” which is a ginormous, 35-pound, heart attack inducing sandwich that will be perfect to serve your guests at your fancy shindig for this Sunday’s big game—providing you hate your friends and wish they all die of cardiac arrest and leave fat, bloated, greasy corpses.

  The Manningwich consists of brisket, bacon, pulled pork, Sloppy Joseph (Ed. note: classy), more bacon, a giant homemade bun, and to top it all off, something called Brady Gravy, which is nothing more than clam chowder and a secret ingredient which may or may not be the Pats quarterback’s seed.  I hear it really brings out the flavor of the bacon, so I say bring it on. Read more ›

   

• Nobody Fills Out a Browns Starter Jacket Like Bill Belichick Circa 1994

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  Bill Belichick has come a long way from that precocious youngster in football gear sporting a rather menacing smile, to über-successful head coach of the New England Patriots.  Somewhere in there Belichick found work as a jacket model for Starter while leading the Browns to an underwhelming 36-44 record.

  Sexy boy Billy looks like he could give Tyson Beckford a run for his money in the world of male fashion models. Read more ›

   

• This is What Patriots TE Aaron Hernandez’s Naked Back Looks Like

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  I can’t say that I’ve ever wondered what Patriots TE Aaron Hernandez’s naked back might look like, but somehow I feel that I’m a better person for having seen the rather grandiose tattoo that adorns his backside.  I just wish I knew why. Read more ›

   

• In Hindsight, Maybe this Oversized Winner’s Check Wasn’t Such a Good Idea

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  If you’re wondering why this oversized novelty check made out to Kyle Stanley wasn’t quite the brightest thing to do, well, it starts and ends with Stanley blowing a three-shot lead on the last hole of this past weekend’s Farmers Insurance Open at Torrey Pines.  Stanley eventually lost in a playoff to Brandt Snedeker, whose name is conspicuously not on that giant winner’s check. Read more ›

   

• Debate of the Day: Is Dwarf Tossing Wrong Even if the Dwarf is a Willing Participant?

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  (Photo by Larry Kaplan)

  I know this is skirting the edges of being a sports-related subject, but I’m sure someone, somewhere considers dwarf tossing a sport, so deal with it.  Plus, I rarely, if ever, get to write a story about dwarfs and/or little people, even though they’re some of my most favorite people in the whole wide world, so let me have my moment…okay?

  Recently in the town of Windsor, Ontario, a strip club known as “Leopard’s Lounge” hosted a special guest for a night of fun that for a change didn’t feature a bevy of naked ladies writhing about on stage to the musical stylings of Def Leppard.  No, this night of revelry was all about some good, clean dwarf tossing, with Bradley Kalbefleisch, otherwise known as “Tripod,” laying claim as the show’s headliner. Read more ›

   

• ECHL Line Brawl Features an Epic Goalie Fight and a Killer Ghostbusters Reference

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  Things took a turn for the nasty Saturday night during an ECHL game between the Bakersfield Condors and the Ontario Reign.  With the Reign up 5-1 late in the game, Bakersfield forward Ian McKenzie laid out Ontario’s Kevin Estrada with a vicious hit, sparking a line brawl between the two teams, including a tremendous fight between the opposing goaltenders.  When the dust settled, 278 penalty minutes had been handed out, along with 14 ejections and 18 fighting majors, all of which are a new Condors record.

  Huzzah!

  As fun as line brawls are, and how they achieve absolute greatness when the goalies get into it as well, the highlight of the entire melee had to be the announcers call, as their excitement of calling the brouhaha builds to a fever pitch, eventually culminating in a Ghostbusters reference for the ages. Read more ›

   

• LeBron James Went Up and Over John Lucas to Finish Off This Alley-Oop

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  Say what you will about LeBron James, but the man can play basketball.  The way he finishes off this alley-oop from Dwyane Wade by going over the Bulls’ John Lucas is about as impressive as it gets. King James flies over the 5-foot-11 Lucas like he was a prop in a slam dunk contest, which, in a way, I guess he was. Read more ›

   

• VIDEO: The Ending to This Kickboxing Finals Match Will Leave You Speechless

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  Wait for it…

  BAM!  Paper beats rock!  Didn’t see that coming did you? Read more ›

   

• Here’s DeSagana Diop With Possibly the Worst Free Throw Air Ball in NBA History

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  How bad was that free throw attempt by DeSagana Diop? I doubt that was even within 3-feet of the rim. Even if Diop is a 7-foot-tall center from Senegal, that is a poor effort on his part. No wonder Charlotte dropped a 102-99 decision to the nearly as pathetic Wizards tonight. Read more ›

   

• WR Tiquan Underwood Improves His Already Stellar Haircut With a Pats Logo

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  How do you improve on a glorious hi-top fade like the one found on New England WR Tiquan Underwood’s head?  By shaving a Patriots logo into it, of course. Read more ›