Of course he does…
I don’t have any tattoos and even I can tell that’s fake. First of all, it’s too damn shiny, and on top of that, it looks like it was done in magic marker. Plus, if it were real, and based on what little I know of A’s pitcher Dallas Braden, Rollie Fingers would be naked, and the tattoo would be 10 times as large and on Braden’s back.
But the real proof that the ink isn’t legit is that, as Big League Stew points out, the pair were filming a commercial together this past Thursday, suggesting the temporary tattoo was part of the commercial’s guaranteed-to-be-hilarious storyline.
And if you’re wondering, yes I am going to steal this design and have it inked on my inner thigh…right next to my tattoo of a bare-chested Gene Tenace battling a Siberian tiger to the death.
[image via The Daily Rival]