Epic Meal Time’s Big Dirty Manningwich is 35-Pounds of Artery Clogging Goodness

The crew from Epic Meal Time are back with their latest foodgasmic concoction, the very Super Bowl-ish “Big Dirty Manningwich,” which is a ginormous, 35-pound, heart attack inducing sandwich that will be perfect to serve your guests at your fancy shindig for this Sunday’s big game—providing you hate your friends and wish they all die of cardiac arrest and leave fat, bloated, greasy corpses.

The Manningwich consists of brisket, bacon, pulled pork, Sloppy Joseph (Ed. note: classy), more bacon, a giant homemade bun, and to top it all off, something called Brady Gravy, which is nothing more than clam chowder and a secret ingredient which may or may not be the Pats quarterback’s seed.  I hear it really brings out the flavor of the bacon, so I say bring it on.

All told this monstrosity is 34,780 calories and 2700 grams of fat, so make sure you wash it down with a diet coke.  Or as Paula Deen calls it, a light lunch.  And don’t worry if your heart stops in the middle of ingesting this mammoth sandwich, the extra bacon will ward off death by kick starting it for you.

If you’re the type of person whose gastronomic rapacity knows no satiety, gorge yourself on this and I guarantee you won’t need to eat for three months.

 

About the author: Jeff Greenwell

 

Jeff Greenwell is the writer/editor of Last Angry Fan. Jeff has been known to rock a Speedo while belting out Robert Goulet tunes from his front porch, and in his spare time he enjoys capturing and training feral goats to be his minions. Also known to dig a nice brick of cheese from time to time.

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