Unless you’re one of the Beastie Boys or Eminem, white guys shouldn’t rap, and geeky white guys with full beards should never, ever rap about Rob Gronkowski, or even sports in general. They lack the proper enzymes or chromosomes or something that allows them to drop sick rhymes and whatnot. It’s just science.
Still, there’s something to be said about “The Gronk Song,” a lyrical tribute to the Patriots superb tight end. It’s not the best fan tribute song out there, but I do believe it’s the first, and only, one to feature the phrase “Gronk boner.” I’m not 100% sure what a “Gronk boner” is, but I have a feeling if I ever got one I’d know it right away. And I also have a feeling it would be very, very unpleasant.
Shopping for him must be hard to do
cause he wears a massive size 16 shoe.
He went to college in arizona
calls Bibi Jones when he gets a Gronk boner
Word to your mother?
[H/T to The Big Lead]